Dear love of my life,
I meant to have the dishwasher emptied by the time you got home, but (as I’m sure you’ve already noticed) I didn’t. I probably don’t need to tell you the reason, but it starts with an “n” and ends with a “otation” and is the reason I hate my life.
No need! The Love of your Life saw what needed to be done and did it.
Wanna go on a date tonight?